*Snort* Today I took the human for a walk by a stream then I met a little human then I found some chewing gum and tried to eat it and then the big human took the chewing gum off me *snort*
Woof! Today I took the human out for a walk around some nearby woods. I smelt a lady and her Staffordshire Bull Terrier. Today was a good day. Distinct lack of cats, shoes and sausages, mind.